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[taswift]

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[bradleyccooper]

I just really want to take first here. Sorry about it.

[taswift]

BUT YOU'RE NOT.

[bradleyccooper]

No, you're right. I'm not. At first I thought you meant I wasn't first and then I realized you meant I wasn't sorry. I was confused for 2.5 seconds. So thanks for that.

[taswift]

I was going to say that I'm sorry for that but then you're just going to counter by telling me that no I'm not so I'm just not going to go there.

[bradleyccooper]

It's for the best, really.

[taswift]

I'm so good at talking myself out of stuff I should be a pro at it. And reading your mind, that too.

[bradleyccooper]

Know what this is missing?

[taswift]

Is it you? Is it your face?

[bradleyccooper]

Well my face is already here. But I just meant it's missing a custom.

[taswift]

I meant like a gif of your face in the post. GOOD POINT.

[bradleyccooper]

Oh, no, it doesn't need that.

[taswift]

Too late. Here's this.

[ojbb]

I'M HERE TOO

[taswift]

OH HEY, HOW'S IT GOING.

[ojbb]

MISSING YOU AND EATING TOMATOES.

[taswift]

Just like tomatoes by themselves? Just eatin' 'em?